fuck you but fuck me first
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
(Source: stressedemoji, via fake-mermaid)
i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
"The easiest way to tell if you’re happy or not, is during the nights before you go to sleep."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)
(Source: psych-quotes, via contradictingsadness)
"The realest people don’t have a lot of friends."
- Tupac (via fauxbois)
(Source: blvcknvy, via contradictingsadness)
"One of the first signs of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die."
- Franz Kafka, Blue Octavo Notebooks (via le-dilemme)
(Source: decembrist, via contradictingsadness)